Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Kindle for PC (beta)


Amazon.com just announced its Kindle for PC software. It, obviously, allows you to read purchased Kindle ebooks right on your computer screen. Now, if you're like me, reading anything longer than a couple pages of text on an LCD monitor makes your eyes bleed. (Metaphorically of course, I'm no medical mystery.) So, for me, reading an entire book on this application is right out the window.

I do see some benefit to installing this free program, however: Because ALL Kindle ebooks allow you to sample the entire first chapter. For free!

So, if I'm ever not sure I'll like a book I'm thinking of buying on Amazon, I'll just download the free first chapter of it and give it a read. If I'm still interested, I'll make my purchase of the actual, physical copy.

Further, this feature will come in handy if, say, your favorite author has just released a new book and you're going to order it sight-un-seen. Well, while you're waiting for UPS to cart the thing across most of the 50 states, you can download the first chapter and get a head-start. Depending on your shipping method (and reading speed) you just might finish the first chapter in time for the book to arrive.

Oddly, I find myself in a difficult position, here. I neither like ebooks NOR reading on an LCD screen, yet I'm suggesting you download an application that allows you to read ebooks on an LCD screen. These are strange times.

Thursday, October 22, 2009

PowerMat: Better than nothing


After being blown away by the promise of wireless charging at CES, I waited impatiently for the promised review unit to come our way... and waited... and waited.

A mere 10 months later, we finally got our hands on a couple of loaners from the company that I'd all but given up on. They sent us a charging unit, a travel charging station, and a couple of skins. Since the skins were for devices I don't own, those were useless.

Which left me option of attaching the "power dongle" to any device (in this case, a Motorola RAZR) that I wanted to charge. This little, in-the-way attachment looks like a small, white square with about 3 inches of wire hanging from it. Sifting through the handful of nibs that they thoughtfully included in the kit, I found the mini-USB tip and connected everything up.

Then the hilarity struck me. I needed to plug my phone into a charging cable which will then wirelessly charge my phone! So... Rather than get home and plug my phone into the wall-wart, I could come home and plug my phone into the PowerMat dongle, THEN place that dongle on the PowerMat which is plugged into the wall.

The "ease" of wireless charging adds another step! Of course, I COULD keep the PowerMat dongle permanently plugged into my phone to save me a step... but carrying around / talking on a phone that has a 2" square dangling from it isn't really a viable option... and it would make me look like - when I'm talking on the phone - that I have really bad taste in earrings.

So, I decided then and there that, since there was no Powermat case / sleeve that I could leave on my phone all the time, the system was not going to work for me - unless they decide to release a sleeve for the RAZR (which they had promised would be available when we talked to them at CES) of course, then I'd re-think it.

That is, until today.

Getting into the office, I pull my phone from my bag and realize that I'd forgotten to charge it last night and it was dead.
"Hey, do we still have that PowerMat review unit?" I asked.

So now my phone is charging "wirelessly" in the other room, thanks to PowerMat!

PowerMat: It's better than nothing!

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Last post about Google Voice ... I swear!

A commenter pointed out that I would be able to get a new number from Google if I paid them $10. Their help section confirms this.

So, it's to be extortion, then, is it Google?!

I mean, it's not like I'm whining that the digits of my number don't spell out something cool, here! (Though, they don't....) I got a criminal's old phone number! Isn't there ANYTHING you can do, Google?

But, right now, paying $10 is the only "fix" - of course, what happens if I cough up the dough, only to get a worse number?

I knew Google Voice was a mistake.

What have we learned?
Never try anything new!

New bank account? Double check EVERYTHING!


With the untimely demise of my favorite bank EVER - Washington Mutual - I've been forced to become a Chase user. Not liking their policies (and anyway their branches were too far away form my home - something I was willing to put up with when they were WaMu) I decided to shop around.

Doing a little research, Capital One's Free Rewards Checking (TM, R) seemed just fine for my needs - plus, the bank was really close to my apartment.

I went in two weeks ago, and the people were so nice and friendly. I had a great time setting everything up. So good, in fact, that I considered sending a letter of commendation to the "home office" about what awesome service I received.

Little did I realize I was about to learn a very valuable lesson about double-checking the information bankers put in to your account when they set it up.

See, when we were going through the process, the monitor was turned away, so I couldn't see what was going into my account details. Turns out, a lot of aggravation could have been avoided had I seen the banker enter an "8" instead of a "9" for one of the digits of my Social Security number.

I found out that this happened a couple days later when I received my permanent debit card in the mail and tried to activate it. When I got to the part that said, "Enter in the last four digits of your Social Security number", I did so, then was told, "This entry is invalid." So I tried again. Same thing.

So I called the customer service line. The assistant asked for my SSN. When I told her, she said, "You don't have an account with us."

Ummm... What?

But, she took my account number and was able to get my card activated, but revealed that my SSN was incorrect in their system. And that i would have to go back to the branch with my Social Security card (even though i didn't need ti to set up the account in the first place) to get it changed.

I went to the bank, still under the impression that this was a minor error, and would quickly fixed. The new banker I talked to took my Social Security card, entered in the correct information. "Oh, someone put an "8" where there's a "9" " she said. Clerical error. She then filled out a form and faxed it to the "home office". Then, she called the "home office" and - I heard her! - specifically asked, "Do I need to fax you a copy of the card". After a pause, she said, "Okay. So you DON'T need a copy of the card? Okay." She hung up, handed me my card, said the info would be fixed in "about an hour" and I left the bank.

Figuring that "about an hour" was pure hyperbole (how right I was!) I gave it a day, just to be sure. I tried to enroll in the online banking portion, but was, again, getting an "information incorrect". Cleverly, I entered in the INCORRECT SSN and was given the option to proceed with registration. Since I didn't want the wrong SSN associated with my account, I did not continue. but I was rather freaked out that someone else's SSN was linked to my account.

So I called customer service. Again. After explaining the situation, the rep put me on hold to call my branch. Once he was back, he informs me that I didn't let them make a copy of my Social Security card, and that they need to do that before they can fix my information. At this point, I got a little angry. I mean, here is a BANK - people I'm supposed to trust with my MONEY - messing up on small things, left and right. It doesn't exactly inspire confidence in the institution.

I explained to the guy that I heard the banker ask about making a copy, and she was told it wasn't necessary. I then conveyed my aggravation with the way this was being handled. "Can you see how this is infuriating?" I asked. To which he replied, "Is there anything else I can do for you Mr. Soymoygoo?"

I laughed at him over the phone and hung up.

I then went BACK to the branch and talked to a THIRD banker and explained everything that happened. "Oh, yes, we certainly need a copy... I don't know why we didn't get one, last time. haha!" she said.

So she made the copy and said, "That's it!" to which I said, "Are you sure?" She looked at me for a second. "Are you sure that's it? It was supposed to be 'it' last time, too, and I don't want to have to come back, again."

"Let me check with my supervisor" she said, and hurried off.
After a moment, she came back and said, "Yup! That's it!"
"Thanks. When can I expect the change to go through so I can start using the online banking?"
"Within an hour!"
"Uh-huh..." I said, and left.

Well, I gave it an hour... then I gave it another day on top of that, and I was still being denied from online access and my SSN has still not been changed.

I called the branch, again, and talked to the woman who helped me set up the account and told her that I'm still waiting for this correction that was supposed to take "about an hour" to go through. She said she'd look into it and call me back. After waiting for over FIVE HOURS, I started to think that maybe she's copied down my phone number incorrectly and decided to put in another call to my branch.

I ask for the woman who was helping me, and I'm told she went home. Awesome!

When asked if there is anything they can do, I begin to relate the story. The woman on the phone says, "Oh! Hi Jeff... yes, the paperwork had to be faxed over, that's what's taking so long." HUH?!?! I told her, "The paperwork was supposed to be faxed over already - on the day I came back so you could make the copy of my card. What paper work is THIS, now?"

"Oh! Well, the "home office"'s fax machine is broken (she laughs, I don't) so it had to be couriered over, this afternoon."
"So when is my account going to work?" I asked.
"They'll get the paperwork tomorrow."
"Uh-huh. Great! Thanks! I guess I'll check again tomorrow, then call you when it doesn't work?" Before she could answer, I plowed ahead, "This is not very confidence building in my outlook on the ability of your bank, you do realize that? Well, I'll try again tomorrow. Thanks."

The next morning I'm called by the banker who set up my account to tell me that everything has gone through and that my SSN has been fixed and that the online banking should work.

And it only took four bankers, three personal visits to the branch, four phone calls, and countless aggravation to get it all set up!

But, what's the moral of the story?
Whenever you're creating any sort of new account, force the person who is entering your information into the database to turn the screen so you can see what they're typing. If they refuse to do that, then ask them to read back what they've put in, after they've typed it in. Learn from my experience that resulted from NOT doing this. You'll save yourself multiple anger-inducing calls and lunch-hour-wasting trips to the bank.

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Google Voice: No exit!


After realizing I've received a phone number that used to belong to a delinquent, I decided to drop Google Voice like ... er ... something you drop quickly.

Browsing Google's help se - OH! Like a hot lobster! Yes! Drop it like a HOT LOBSTER ... hmm...

Anyway. I came across this:

Signing up: Canceling your Google number

Currently, it's not possible to remove Google Voice from your Google Account, but we're working on making this option available.

Meanwhile, if you no longer want to use your Google number, uncheck all the phones you're forwarding calls to in the Phones tab of your Google Voice Settings and/or enable 'Do Not Disturb' so calls won't get forwarded to your phones and callers will be sent to voicemail.

There's no way out!

Also: Thanks for those tips! Thats what I've done! It doesn't get rid of the problem, just hides it to deal with later. That's like ... ummm ... putting a lobster in the closet. Sure, he won't pinch you NOW, but you're going to have to go into that closet when winter comes to get your sweaters, then, SNAP!

Also: I'm crap at analogies.

Friday, August 7, 2009

Google Voice: It gets "better" every day!


What's so awesome about Google Voice? So far I've not found out.

I have found out, however, that getting a recycled phone number that once belonged to a scofflaw is no fun. In my case, my number used to belong to someone who never paid their bills. And thanks to Google Voice's voicemail transcription, I get to receive emails like this every day:


Page. Hey, you should not listen to this message in public as pertains to bustling brightest information, there will now be a 3 second pause in this message to allow you to listen in private. Hello by continuing to listen to this message, you acknowledge you are and Tony are gone. So, let's, hey this communication is from a debt collector. This is [REDACTED] from The Law Offices of [REDACTED], This is an attempt to collect the debt and any information obtained. We'll be useful collection about this is, please contact the Law Offices of [REDACTED], My phone number [REDACTED] and refer the number [REDACTED]. Hey eat, hey hey eat. Hey eat hey 6. Thank you.


Well, firstly, looks like there needs to be some work done on their transcription, as I don't think a serious debt collector would say anything like, "pertains to bustling brightest information", but as I've never really dealt with debt collectors before ... maybe that is EXACTLY the kind of thing they say?

So, I'd like to ask: HEY! GOOGLE?! Can I get a new number? This one's a pain in my [REDACTED].

In closing, I'd like to say: Hey eat, hey hey eat. Hey eat hey 6.

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Quick Music Review: Owl City


It's very rare that I ever see an album in the "new release" section and give it a chance... But, yesterday, for some reason, I found myself checking out the Owl City album at Lala.com. (You can listen to the whole thing, once, for free, so why not?)

At first, I was struck by how much this band sounded like The Postal Service (a band I very much like). The similarities were so striking that I did a quick google to see Owl City is a side-side-side project by one of the two Postal Service guys.

It's not. In fact, it's not even a band - just one guy (with some guest vocals here and there.)

Now, seeing as how it is SO similar to a band I like, that it's a slam-dunk that I'd recommend it. Oddly, I'm not.

It's so similar that it's distracting. It's like listening to a Postal Service album that came to us from another dimension. It's just ... wrong.

You keep wanting another Postal Service song (and with them not doing anything new, you REALLY want that) but you keep getting Owl City songs. It got me so in the mood for a Postal Service song, in fact, that when I was done I had to go listen to their album to slake my appetite.

So, maybe that's the best that can be said for them? That they make you Like The Postal Service more?

But that is doing a dis-service to Owl City, too. I'm sure the guy is very nice and he certainly has worked very hard on this album (He built a fan-base on his own using just the internet - so the story goes - and that's what finally got him noticed and signed.) And, had The Postal Service never existed, I'm sure his album would be an instant favorite of mine.

The upside? I think this experience, contradictory to what you would expect, has made me want to check out MORE random albums / artists. Of course, I'll probably take that back after another couple of disappointments.